When Embarrasment meets Death....

Today was my day to emerge out of my cocoon as a pretty butterfly....I know...It doesn't make any sense...But this is tyhe way I feel when I wannna look pretty for an occasion.....Well...in a nutshell...it was my day to "Suit up!!!"...And I didn't turn out to look that bad either...With my purple shoes on, holding my purple bag...and wearing my awesome black dress...I was lookin' fab!!! (I know....I sound a lil' self obsessed...k...a LOT!!!!)Anyways...today was the day wen i wud bring my purple bag and shoes to the outside world...and i was pretty excited abt it...I had been waitin for this day for a loooong time..(translation:2 whole days!!!)It was my cousin's wedding...Things were goin' smoothly....till......that dreadful moment...that moment wen we bumped into Ranjini...(the female with the freakishly weird accent hosting "Idea Star Singer"..)She was supposed to be the bridegroom's classmate or somethin...Well....gettin to the point...my mom freaked out!!in the "I love you...you're my idol!!" kinda way...seriously...she should get a grip...I mean...it's not like she's Julia Roberts or sumthin...She's after all jus a T.V. host...Anyways...Here's part of the 2 min conversation we had...

Ma: Is that Ranjini????OMG!!!!!\
Moi: (Well..Duh!!!!!And she's rite...OMG!!!!Ranjini is sooo puny in person....)
Ranjini: Yes Aunty...How are you??
Ma: Well..I'm doin good....I love your show....
Moi: (Seriously ma...."I love your show"???Smooth move...Now she'll never figure
out that we..oops..i mean you don't belong to the lot of crazy fans...)
Ma: I watch the show only because you are there....
Ranjini: Laughing.....(in a "I get that a lot...." kinda way...)
Moi: (Ma...NOOOooooo...Kill me!!!!Kill me!!!She mite be thinkin we're a bunch of
losers...)
Ma: I mean...There were a lot of other hosts....But your still the best!!!!
Moi: (What's everyone waiting for???Where the hell is the executioner????It's abt time
they hung me!!!)
Ranjini: Oh!! Thank You Aunty..
Ma: My daughter loves your show too...(pointing at me..)
Moi: (What????I'm not dead???I thought I was jus goin through the recap of how
I strangled myself to death out of embarrassment...Oh great!!!I'm still very alive....And
to make things worse....Ranjini is starin at me as if she's waiting for me to
answer....Calm Down....Sofia....Jus nod and smile.....)I nod and smile...
Stevan pops in....
Stevan: Hey!!
Ranjini: Hi!!!
Stevan: OMG!!!This is soo weird....You look exactly like Ranjini from "Idea Star
Singer"!!
Moi: (Waat????Why God??Why???I promise to never ever conduct experiments on
Stevan anymore...Pinky swear!!!!!)
Ma: Dum Dum!!That is Ranjini....Anywyas...we gotta get movin'....Bye
Ranjini...Your awesome!!!
Moi: (The torture is finally over!!!I'm surprised that I made it out alive!!!)

Well....This was more than enough to tick me off...My purple day was ruined ...My "dignity" jus fell into a humongous puddle!!!The only thing I have in mind rite no is to pray...pray HARD!! that my mom never comes across another celebrity..ever again!!!

Why can't Men have their share of Pain???????

Here I am....stuck at home......becuz i'm pmsing so bad...that i cudn't even go to school....Ugh!!!!the pain....the agony....that i have to go through.....and all of such torture for me as well as to others for wat?????Well....i have no freakin idea!!!!!!I mean....Why is it that only women have to go through such trauma and misery????Jus becuz Eve gave the wrong apple to Adam doesn't mean that women as a whole should be included in this dilemma!!!! And why should everyone picture the story with Eve playin the villainess???? I mean...Who asked Adam to eat the apple in the first place?????It's not as if she stuffed it down his throat...she merely offered it.....He could have jus gone for the "No, Thank You..(I don't wanna go to hell!!!!)" excuse....But NOOOOOooooo....He had to eat it and get himself and Eve into big-time shit!!!!And the end result?????Women are made to go through a life time of suffering and affliction.....This jus seriously sucks to the core!!!!!!!!!!



Forget being a vulnerable school going teenager whose got her hormones springing into action at all the wrong times....but why should this "lifetime pain package" come along with googly eyes form the guys?????I mean...it's not like they don't know abt it or sumthin....But still..wen one of us are payin our "debt" back to God and they sumhow come to know abt it...they all jus gather aroung like a bunch of sissy girls and gossip abt wat i don't know wich is accompanied by the occasional gawkin at the victim as if she jus strangled someone to death in front of everyone...Seriously guys....you've gotta cut us some slack....I mean...you don't find us staring at you guys for every stupid thing you do....(wich happens abt every 2.54 mins...and there is nooo waaay that u can deny statistics....)

And wen you come to think abt it.....it's only women who have to go through all sorts of torment- the monthly PMS...labour pain..(and guys...jus because some female turned into a dude and then had a baby doesn't count!!!)the occasional heartbreaks... And even though men claim to go through all sorts of pain to bring food on the table.....to get those six packs into place....and all sort of other obnoxious stuff that guys do....well..guess wat????we've also tried out all those stuff..(atleast...a few of us..)And it ain't no big deal!!!

So...I'm still wondering why men haven't received their package of pain yet...(I mean...it was supposed to arrive abt a million years ago or so...i guess..air traffic....)so..i've come up with a better strategy of sharin our package with them.....by traumatizin them with all we have to say.....(wich by now they wud have guessed it to be a LOT!!!!!!)So girls....ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Enemy Of The Day- My Sister

Today totally sucked!!!!!!!!!!I had brought my sister's (Sonia Thomas) engagement album to school today on high hopes that people would actually appreciate the infinitesimly small amount of good looks that i possessed....well....i was proven dead wrong!!!!!!!!forget appreciating me.....none of them even noticed my existence in any of the pictures.....and i'm like"OMG!!!!seriously?????can't anyone see the pretty young thing in the black dress???noo???u've got to be kiddin me!!!" all they had to say was "Your sister is soooooooooo gorgeous!!!!!! How cum u don't take up after her?????after all...ur family...."ugh!!!!!i know...i know...the purpose of the album is to highlight the fact that my sister is "engaged" to PR (who btw is my sister's fiance aka Prithvi..) ..but still...shudn't they be cuttin me some slack????after all...i'm a teenager...i have feelings....anyways...the only hope that i have rite now is the fact that my sister looked really grotesque at my age(no offense ...chechy...)and now she's turned into a butterfly...but for me....well..i'm already a small butterfly ....(i guess..)well..atleast a moth......so...in the future...i'll turn into this awesomely gorgeous chic with a size "zero" figure...well...this sounded better in my head...but now that its come out on paper ,(technically on the "white" screen) it jus sounds undoubtedly impossible...

Even though i seem like i'm big time "J" of my sister...i'm not....cuz i have all the time in the world to turn into a thing of beauty...but for her...this is it!!!!!after a few more years(don't worry chechy...aprrox. 10 yrs)...she's gonna start growin old....and then...it's my time to shine.....muhahahhahaha.......

P.S. I want all of you that are reading my blog to check out my sister's blog too...the link is: www.random-thoughts-jotted.blogspot.com..she's the bestest !!!!!!

My Mom's New Boyfriend,,,,

well.....one day..one of my aunts come up to me and she's like,"You know wat????Word's been around that your moms havin an affair with some young man.."well.....so..i guess a lot of my people havent seen my dad around with a wig....i know..i know...i shudve named the blog "My dad's new wig" or "Dhathri oil actually works!!!!!"...but this was more eye catchin!!!anywyas...my dad got his new wig like abt 4 to 5 months back...he felt like he was doin nothin with his life...so he decided he could look young...and he didnt do a bad job either...at first he really looked bad...but then as time passed by...we got used to the feelin...well..now its come to a point where my dad wud rather be seen naked than be seen without the wig....that "thing" is on him day and nite!!!!i do miss the old him...but the new look on him is not bad at all!!!at ur first look..u'll be like "there's sumthin new on him...", but u'll never figure it out....now that the baldness is out of the way frm his mission to youth....now the only things left are a lot of plastic surgery here and there and a very enervating workout to get back in shape...so..i guess by the time he's 60..he'll get that perfect "john abraham" look.....

and i would like all u ppl to know that ive written this blog after constant bugging by my dad(wich in one way earned me abt 100 bucks....but u get the point...) day n nite for abt two weeks....so..this blog is dedicated to him and to his "wig" for always being there for me...

love u dad...loads.....

My Experiments With Anupa.....

hmm...after weeks of continuous pestering frm my english teacher and some of my friends to take sum action against anupa...oops...i mean on anupa(who by the way is my bff) to turn her into a dignified lady....i finally decided i wud make my first move by observing her...well...it didnt turn out to be fruitful at all...but it did amuse all of us...

AIM:-
To transform Anupa into a dignified lady.

OBSERVATIONS:-

Day 1:

2:43 pm:Slight mouth movements similar to a cow chewing cud.Then a mighty muhahaahahha...

2:44 pm:After a few more noises and cud chewing...oops...she's punished by the the teacher.Therefore, she's standing. Wondering why everyone's staring at her.

Conclusion: The specimen seems to get utterly disturbed every 10 seconds...and reactions seem to be very vigorous.And also she loves chewing grass.

2:53 pm: Oddly quiet.well....wait for it....hah!!!there comes another muhahahha....

2:57pm: Well the specimen is smiling at me.and she's calling me over to come over to the back bench. I am getting scared.

3:00 pm: English teacher enters classroom. Entire classroon busy discussing abt how to use the P.E (potential energy) that the specimen possess for the good of mankind.

3:10 pm: Specimen seems to be very still...hmm...Thats weird.Well..that didnt last long..the specimen had come up front to my place and arghh!!!!!..the scratching..... the pain...the agony....it is attacking me....i guess it has figured out abt my little experiment..well..to my relief..she got distracted..good thing she's got a short attention span...At the moment, she's quarelling with the boys.....This reminds me of the rampaging of dinosaurs in Jurrasic Park.

Conclusion:Sitting still for at least 2 mins is against every nerve in her body.

3:20 pm:The specimen's battery seems to be very low...i guess it's shutting down...no movements can be observed..Word's around that it has been tranquilized..Kuruvilla's beside me mathematically trying to prove that the specimen needs to meet up with a psychiatrist....OMG!!!!!!LHS=RHS!!! He's finally proved it..Now someone just has to volunteer to take her over to the psychiatrist....

Conclusion: In order to turn the specimen into a lady...firstly it has to be mentally be turned into a homo sapien...

RESULT:

The experiment is a failure as no one is ready to do the procedure....

My Gay Friend....

i know..this sounds awkward....gay dudes in kerala....in kottayam...and that too..in high scool...well..he's not actually gay.....he jus acts funny...and he's also my bffe(best friend forever and ever.....)...he was the one who introduced me to the world of disney...u know...selena gomez...miley cyrus...blah blah....and i was the one who introduced him to the world of cars..and things more guyish...well...we've been in the same school for like abt 4 years...but we've been close friends over the last year ....after the tenth board exams...wen we both had practically nothin to do...so..we spent our entire holidays....makin fun of each other...and teachin each other stuff we were supposed to know abt the same sex....lol..and after school started...well..prasanth changed a lot....A LOT!!!i mean....he was more outgoing.....girls started noticin him...and all....becuz of me....i guess i taught him how to act more straight than gay.......i know he'll be hatin me for wat iv'e been writin abt him,...but i do know....he'll be thankin me deep down....at the bottom of his heart thats filled with "ideas on how to get selena gomez to notice him", he'll be secretly thankin me... thankin me hard for turnin him into a guy...and also turnin him from a loser to a chic magnet...well...i've also got a lot to thank him for....for preventing me from further experimentation on my bro on wich i had high hopes to finally prove he's a girl ( i know...i have a huge obsession to prove that guys also have a feminine side..),thank him....for rockin my holidays....and also for being my best friend....

P.S. I completely forgot...his name is Prasanth...(hah!!!u thought...i wud forget that?????)

Missing someone too much....

well...we all just know the feeling of letting someone too close to u go....there are a few who have experienced it...well....it was my first time ....wen someone very dear to me left...but i did know she was going..but till the moment she left it was fine...but after that i had an emptiness within me.... because i have preoccupied myself with studies right now...it doesn't hurt much.....well....she was the one who used to help me out in everything...she was the one who taught me the abc's of fashion.....she was the one who helped me with my assignments at school.....she was the one who comforted me at the times of distress....she was the one who supported me wen i felt that i was useless......she was the one who brought some spark into my borin' life.... she was my second sister........she was my neighbor...Neethu...(chechy.....in case she reads this some day...)well....someone came into her life...so we had to drift apart.....i just couldn't stick on to her like a bug as i used to...

well...its no use searching for solace thinking she'll be back one day...the only thing i can do is hope that such a good friend like her crosses my path once again cuz it's very hard to find such friends like her..........

So since i have flushed out all my "deep" emotions, the only thing tat i have got to say to all u guys out there in my situation is:
"Move on Man!!!!!!!"