The Awesomest People in the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...they're not exactly awesome..(except..maybe me...)but after all.. they're my best friends..and we're not the happiest lot of people..but i guess we're handling life pretty well......u can't exactly catergorize us into any particular group..u know...we aint the "cool" ones...neither the jocks...nor the super geeks...we're jus people form different strands of life who've teamed up to tackle our miserable lifes together....before i start describing all of them..(more on the lines of publicly humilating them..)i'll start off on how our friendship is...there is nothing much to say...but the most prominent factor that stands out conspicuosly is that ...well..i don't know how to make it any cleaner than this but...We clearly bitch about each other to the very next person to meet...obviously...u can't deny it.. can u??? just because I brought it out on paper ..doesnt mean its not the truth is it???but the best part of our friendship is..despite all our flaws and all the shit we've put each other through..we're there for each other at the end of the day..no matter what....

hmm..so whose life should i make miserable first???..well..i guess i'll go in alphabetical order...



So..there is Abhijith.....tall...handsome..(only he thinks of him that way..)..and a really fun person altogether..even though my attempts of trying to teach him English had miserably failed...but in the end of the day i'm sure he can stand on his own two feet flaunting a few English words here and there....:)...most of all ..he's the one who'll always be there when we really need someone for support...






Anupa!!!!!!need i say anything about her??????who doesn't know her for her brilliant acting as Emilia in Othello...and her disproportionate figure...man have I tried to turn her into a woman or at least close to a human being...and i guess my attempts are working...Well..more importantly... everything bad in the world keeps happening to her...(don't even think about..i haven't done any voodoo shit on her..).I mean..who the hell gets almost suspended for bringing a "chessboard"..and yes you heard me right..a chessboard to school???well..my explanation for all the shit that's been happening to her is that she was a warlock who used to kill a lot of frogs.. in her previous life..and so..i guess she pays the price now ....





Then there is Archana..although she has left our group..I'm sure she'll always be there in our hearts...(She's not dead.. touch-wood...She's just couldn't stand Kerala and moved off to Calcutta..)well...she's the most sweetest thing I've ever met in my life and I'm pretty sure that there ain't one person in school who hates her....well except for me..once...for a short period of time..maybe a few years..(just read my blog about her and u'll get the picture..)






Then comes Kuruvilla....need i humiliate him more than what i did in my last blog.??.but i must say..he's a good guy and an awesome friend...he possesses a special skill of somehow knowing the presence of a haute girl even if she's a mile away!!!!He had come all the way from Delhi..(having his fair share of girls there..)in search of new specimens but was sadly disappointed cuz the girls of kerala.....unlike the dumb ones in Delhi...cud kick his ass big time!!!so..i guess he's getting used to the idea of settling down to the status "single"...:)....





Then there's Megha...she's not what u wud call dumb..more along the lines of .."doesn't realize her presence on earth"....or what we malayalis can say as a lack of "bodham"...but she's one heck of a girl....totally fun!!!!sooo into the colour purple..(one of the reasons why i love her!!!!)..and doesn't exactly take no for an answer....she's more like a kid..really attracted by colors...one of the reasons why she turned down the iPhone and got herself the Samsung Corby..:)..




Next comes Nikhil....well...we started off on the wrong track with him having a huge crush on me...but the minute he understood the "real,self obsessed, obnoxious" me...well..he decided he thought wrong..so..everything was back on track...He's a real sweet guy...who loves soap operas as much as every girl next door.....whose had his fair share in video games,gadgets and what not..He's not really a talker and believe me we hardly detect his presence....i guess..its cause he likes to keep to himself....but besides that..he's one great guy who we can proudly call "friend"....






Next on the list is none other than Seba..the fashionista of our group...whose had a fair share in every type of clothing...(double quoting "every"...)..she has big plans for herself.....become someone like Manish Malhotra..and hold a brand under her name like Gucci..or Prada.....I guess she also has plans of pursuing a modelling career but sadly can't cause of her height..but i say...don't lose hope..Anupa will definitely have a solution for it the minute she's graduated out of MIT.....:)..... and moreover ..shes a fabulous dancer...in a nutshell..she's just multi talented...(except for the part where she doesn't get a word of math, physics or any of the "studies" related crap..but who needs it anyways..especially when your gonna be a world renown fashion designer???)..





Then there is chota Vishnu....stressing on the "chota" part cause he's really really short...no offence...but man is he one heck of a genius....he's what we can call the "bhujji" of our group...and he really works his ass off to retain that name....he's what you'd call an ideal friend....caring loving..always being there for you...and presumably the only one that doesn't bitch about the rest of us.....






well..last but still the most awesomest...."ME"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!As i have already mentioned..i'm a little self obsessed,,(okay..a LOT!!!) ...really obnoxious...more like the average teenage drama queen....i love makeup...and shopping ...and i guess almost everything in the world...it wouldnt be fair to the world if i called myself sweet...or caring ...or loving..cause i guess i'm not...but i'm still awesome!!!so i guess i can settle for that...:P....





so...this is our gang...we've all got our flaws....but the awesome bit of our realtionship is that we look past our differences..and keep doing what we do best.."being there for one another..."..

anyways...the results will be out in a few days..and then we'll go our separate ways..and i can't assure we'll all keep contact..but knowing we touched each others hearts for a brief period of time..I think.. itself is a big deal....

So..good luck guys...miss u much.....

My new "not that gay" best friend......

First of all...no offence Prasanth...your still my bestest "originally' gay friend...but i guess i found someone else as well...:)

well....to a lot of people he's known as John but to the totally cool people (me!!!duh!!!!), he's awesomely known as "Kuruvilla"....Well we've known each other for almost 2 years now.. and the thing that's so unique about him is that his thoughts mainly revolve around "underwear" and hence me declaring him "partially gay".....

from as long as i can remember...we been down each others throats for stupid stuff like "who's more girly ???" to more life threatening issues like "underwear".....lol....and ooo...hes an awesome pole dancer..(he claims to be so ..anyways...)and thats one those talents i am pretty sure he would jot down in his curriculum vitae....

now to the less embarrassing and way more sappier stuff.....well...he's one one the people i would call awesome!!(and i don't do that often....)..the twinkle in his barely open eyes reminds me of the stars in the sky..his triangular face, pale as the winter's moon...u know what?????i don't think i can do this.....i'm hyperventilating......in a nut shell...he's my bestest...awesomest...insufficiently gay...bff.....

P.S. kuruvilla ..u do realize this is a blog cum autograph that i've written..so..stop buggin me...lol...

The Pain in My Ass....

Meet Stevan...My younger brother..renown for his lame jokes and for being a pain in the ass...Even though he's 2 years younger than me, we're treated with equal respect in the family (translation:2 totally out of control teenagers goin thru puberty and whose "feelings" adults jus don't get..)And with no surprise...we fight like crazy..It was like WWF before and rite now that doesn't seem like solution (for me anyways..) to resolve our problems, so we've stuck to verbal actions includin the old rookie method of blackmail...

And abt carin' and lookin' out  for each other like normal brothers and sisters..well....PSSHH!!!!!Not even over our dead bodies is that ever gonna happen....these sort of things jus don't happen btwn ppl who even  divide the last skittle to the very last nanogram....But i gotta admit...Im aalways the one who picks the fight....I don't mean to do it intentionally (maybe a lil'...but that's not the point...is it????)...it's jus that my inherited skill of controlling any human who is smaller than me take over and before i know he's down on the floor begging for mercy...well..now these are just memoirs of an out of control ,drama queen ....:-(...

Now i just live a very sadistic life...why???cause my brother's over 6 feet tall and I'm like this puny little leech that just wont get off his back....why God???why??did u have to change my puny gay brother into a much larger gay brother??????well...now the only way to get back in the game is by learning some sort of mind controlling sutra...and well...after that...i'll be back to being the most evilest sister ever !!!!!!muhahahahahaha......

P.S. I'm not sure my evil plan of taking over the world oops...only my brother....will take place cause i'm off to college...but beware stevan...i do have an undercover spy...just wait...muhahahaha....

Farewell Archana...Au Revoir!!!!!!

After abt 6 years of turbulence in a relationship wat one could call "friendship" , i have finally christened archana with the title of "friend"...i know this sounds really pompous of me...but this is exactly how i feel...well..to be more precise...we first met in the 5th grade in a scenario where we were checkin out the same guy....this was when our first layers of friendship was molded...but after a year or so...we got into a fight...for some reason that seems very hazy now...(waaat????we were a bunch of kids...we didn't need a particular reason whatsoever to pick a fight...). Anyways...we just didn't talk to each other all throughout higher secondary..(i.e. frm 8th to 10th...)and through this time , i changed schools...and guess wat????she showed up in my new school...u cant even imagine the levels of animosity that i had reached.....it was like six degrees of aggravation in my head....i had almost split cause at the end i was facebookin everyone to stay away from that "monster who took away all sorts of happiness frm my life durin my junior schooling..."(wich...in a way is not exactly true...i mean....cant a girl do a little bit of fabrication of her true "inner" feelings????)Anyhow, she comes to "my" school and after abt a month or so and also a few minutes of wailing and pleadin for forgiveness (translation :she felt bad and she said sorry) we were back to bein bffs all over again...(i know that was quick but that's how things roll among girls....And when things got all"happily ever after", she has to leave.... and im like "wth??????????"after all i went through....she's just leavin...jus like that....i mean....she doesnt want to...but she's got her priorities.....and man did i start liking her again after a long time of hatred and anger......anyways...i'm really gonna miss her ....truly madly gonna miss her.....i dont know wat i would do without her the next grade...(those readin this.....dont get the wrong idea..all im tryin to say is...im really gonna miss her...)and i wish her all the best throughout the journey of life and i hope she makes the best of life....

P.S. i know this blog sounds waaay sappy compared to my previous ones....this tends to show that i do get a lil' bit senti at times.....and not that hard hearted ass i sound to be....

Things I would "LOVE" to get for my Birthday....

This blog is meant for my sis....who i heard is having a tough time deciding wat to get for my b'day....this cud also apply to PR as well as any other family member or friend who would love to get me somethin......I know this sounds more like demands than actually jus a few guidelines to get me somethin...but i do know that ppl rather know wat i wud want than jus get me sumthin i would totally loathe....So...in a more broad sense...this is meant for anyone plannin to get me anythin for my b'day......man...have i made ur life a million times easier.....so here goes.......

Option 1: Jimmy Choo Pumps......




Option 2: Cartier bracelets....



Option 3: Prada gogs...





Option 4: Gucci handbag.....

Option 5: Diva jeans.....

Option 6: Anything PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So...these are a few of the things i wud really appreciate if "anyone" acually got them for me....i know wat my sis mite be thinkin rite now..."Dream on Sofia....Not in this life anyways....." And even though I dont have the puniest chance of gettin any of the above.....I can still hope.....and it was also worth a shot!!!!!!

When Embarrasment meets Death....

Today was my day to emerge out of my cocoon as a pretty butterfly....I know...It doesn't make any sense...But this is tyhe way I feel when I wannna look pretty for an occasion.....Well...in a nutshell...it was my day to "Suit up!!!"...And I didn't turn out to look that bad either...With my purple shoes on, holding my purple bag...and wearing my awesome black dress...I was lookin' fab!!! (I know....I sound a lil' self obsessed...k...a LOT!!!!)Anyways...today was the day wen i wud bring my purple bag and shoes to the outside world...and i was pretty excited abt it...I had been waitin for this day for a loooong time..(translation:2 whole days!!!)It was my cousin's wedding...Things were goin' smoothly....till......that dreadful moment...that moment wen we bumped into Ranjini...(the female with the freakishly weird accent hosting "Idea Star Singer"..)She was supposed to be the bridegroom's classmate or somethin...Well....gettin to the point...my mom freaked out!!in the "I love you...you're my idol!!" kinda way...seriously...she should get a grip...I mean...it's not like she's Julia Roberts or sumthin...She's after all jus a T.V. host...Anyways...Here's part of the 2 min conversation we had...

Ma: Is that Ranjini????OMG!!!!!\
Moi: (Well..Duh!!!!!And she's rite...OMG!!!!Ranjini is sooo puny in person....)
Ranjini: Yes Aunty...How are you??
Ma: Well..I'm doin good....I love your show....
Moi: (Seriously ma...."I love your show"???Smooth move...Now she'll never figure
out that we..oops..i mean you don't belong to the lot of crazy fans...)
Ma: I watch the show only because you are there....
Ranjini: Laughing.....(in a "I get that a lot...." kinda way...)
Moi: (Ma...NOOOooooo...Kill me!!!!Kill me!!!She mite be thinkin we're a bunch of
losers...)
Ma: I mean...There were a lot of other hosts....But your still the best!!!!
Moi: (What's everyone waiting for???Where the hell is the executioner????It's abt time
they hung me!!!)
Ranjini: Oh!! Thank You Aunty..
Ma: My daughter loves your show too...(pointing at me..)
Moi: (What????I'm not dead???I thought I was jus goin through the recap of how
I strangled myself to death out of embarrassment...Oh great!!!I'm still very alive....And
to make things worse....Ranjini is starin at me as if she's waiting for me to
answer....Calm Down....Sofia....Jus nod and smile.....)I nod and smile...
Stevan pops in....
Stevan: Hey!!
Ranjini: Hi!!!
Stevan: OMG!!!This is soo weird....You look exactly like Ranjini from "Idea Star
Singer"!!
Moi: (Waat????Why God??Why???I promise to never ever conduct experiments on
Stevan anymore...Pinky swear!!!!!)
Ma: Dum Dum!!That is Ranjini....Anywyas...we gotta get movin'....Bye
Ranjini...Your awesome!!!
Moi: (The torture is finally over!!!I'm surprised that I made it out alive!!!)

Well....This was more than enough to tick me off...My purple day was ruined ...My "dignity" jus fell into a humongous puddle!!!The only thing I have in mind rite no is to pray...pray HARD!! that my mom never comes across another celebrity..ever again!!!

Why can't Men have their share of Pain???????

Here I am....stuck at home......becuz i'm pmsing so bad...that i cudn't even go to school....Ugh!!!!the pain....the agony....that i have to go through.....and all of such torture for me as well as to others for wat?????Well....i have no freakin idea!!!!!!I mean....Why is it that only women have to go through such trauma and misery????Jus becuz Eve gave the wrong apple to Adam doesn't mean that women as a whole should be included in this dilemma!!!! And why should everyone picture the story with Eve playin the villainess???? I mean...Who asked Adam to eat the apple in the first place?????It's not as if she stuffed it down his throat...she merely offered it.....He could have jus gone for the "No, Thank You..(I don't wanna go to hell!!!!)" excuse....But NOOOOOooooo....He had to eat it and get himself and Eve into big-time shit!!!!And the end result?????Women are made to go through a life time of suffering and affliction.....This jus seriously sucks to the core!!!!!!!!!!



Forget being a vulnerable school going teenager whose got her hormones springing into action at all the wrong times....but why should this "lifetime pain package" come along with googly eyes form the guys?????I mean...it's not like they don't know abt it or sumthin....But still..wen one of us are payin our "debt" back to God and they sumhow come to know abt it...they all jus gather aroung like a bunch of sissy girls and gossip abt wat i don't know wich is accompanied by the occasional gawkin at the victim as if she jus strangled someone to death in front of everyone...Seriously guys....you've gotta cut us some slack....I mean...you don't find us staring at you guys for every stupid thing you do....(wich happens abt every 2.54 mins...and there is nooo waaay that u can deny statistics....)

And wen you come to think abt it.....it's only women who have to go through all sorts of torment- the monthly PMS...labour pain..(and guys...jus because some female turned into a dude and then had a baby doesn't count!!!)the occasional heartbreaks... And even though men claim to go through all sorts of pain to bring food on the table.....to get those six packs into place....and all sort of other obnoxious stuff that guys do....well..guess wat????we've also tried out all those stuff..(atleast...a few of us..)And it ain't no big deal!!!

So...I'm still wondering why men haven't received their package of pain yet...(I mean...it was supposed to arrive abt a million years ago or so...i guess..air traffic....)so..i've come up with a better strategy of sharin our package with them.....by traumatizin them with all we have to say.....(wich by now they wud have guessed it to be a LOT!!!!!!)So girls....ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!