When Embarrasment meets Death....

Today was my day to emerge out of my cocoon as a pretty butterfly....I know...It doesn't make any sense...But this is tyhe way I feel when I wannna look pretty for an occasion.....Well...in a nutshell...it was my day to "Suit up!!!"...And I didn't turn out to look that bad either...With my purple shoes on, holding my purple bag...and wearing my awesome black dress...I was lookin' fab!!! (I know....I sound a lil' self obsessed...k...a LOT!!!!)Anyways...today was the day wen i wud bring my purple bag and shoes to the outside world...and i was pretty excited abt it...I had been waitin for this day for a loooong time..(translation:2 whole days!!!)It was my cousin's wedding...Things were goin' smoothly....till......that dreadful moment...that moment wen we bumped into Ranjini...(the female with the freakishly weird accent hosting "Idea Star Singer"..)She was supposed to be the bridegroom's classmate or somethin...Well....gettin to the point...my mom freaked out!!in the "I love you...you're my idol!!" kinda way...seriously...she should get a grip...I mean...it's not like she's Julia Roberts or sumthin...She's after all jus a T.V. host...Anyways...Here's part of the 2 min conversation we had...

Ma: Is that Ranjini????OMG!!!!!\
Moi: (Well..Duh!!!!!And she's rite...OMG!!!!Ranjini is sooo puny in person....)
Ranjini: Yes Aunty...How are you??
Ma: Well..I'm doin good....I love your show....
Moi: (Seriously ma...."I love your show"???Smooth move...Now she'll never figure
out that we..oops..i mean you don't belong to the lot of crazy fans...)
Ma: I watch the show only because you are there....
Ranjini: Laughing.....(in a "I get that a lot...." kinda way...)
Moi: (Ma...NOOOooooo...Kill me!!!!Kill me!!!She mite be thinkin we're a bunch of
losers...)
Ma: I mean...There were a lot of other hosts....But your still the best!!!!
Moi: (What's everyone waiting for???Where the hell is the executioner????It's abt time
they hung me!!!)
Ranjini: Oh!! Thank You Aunty..
Ma: My daughter loves your show too...(pointing at me..)
Moi: (What????I'm not dead???I thought I was jus goin through the recap of how
I strangled myself to death out of embarrassment...Oh great!!!I'm still very alive....And
to make things worse....Ranjini is starin at me as if she's waiting for me to
answer....Calm Down....Sofia....Jus nod and smile.....)I nod and smile...
Stevan pops in....
Stevan: Hey!!
Ranjini: Hi!!!
Stevan: OMG!!!This is soo weird....You look exactly like Ranjini from "Idea Star
Singer"!!
Moi: (Waat????Why God??Why???I promise to never ever conduct experiments on
Stevan anymore...Pinky swear!!!!!)
Ma: Dum Dum!!That is Ranjini....Anywyas...we gotta get movin'....Bye
Ranjini...Your awesome!!!
Moi: (The torture is finally over!!!I'm surprised that I made it out alive!!!)

Well....This was more than enough to tick me off...My purple day was ruined ...My "dignity" jus fell into a humongous puddle!!!The only thing I have in mind rite no is to pray...pray HARD!! that my mom never comes across another celebrity..ever again!!!