The Bestest Friend Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out of all my friends...I pick out my next victim....Unlike my totally gay or partially gay or goat like characteristics or BFF turned mortal enemy turned BFF friends.....I haven't got a title for this one...:(..But i guess there are no words to describe this gal cause she's one heck of a girl!!!!!!And her name is....drum roll please.....SEBA ANTONY!!!! aia know...I know...even i dreamt of a Selena Gomez or a Miley Cyrus or a Lindsay Lohan.....but I'm sadly stuck with this one...:(

Like I've met the rest of my kinky friends...we had a rough start...but i guess that's how any important event in the world of AWESOMENESS starts!!!!:):)....Of the five years of indescribable acquaintance, which started off with us being mortal enemies to totally inseparable...there is not one moment I would ever regret or wanna change cause it was totally OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!We're totally different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's like this unstoppable wild stallion who doesn't give a damn about what others think about her whereas I'm this kinda conservative ,studious , teacher's pet kinda nerd...People always wonder how we ever ended up being friends!!!Our friendship is the extreme definition of crazy!!!Our crazy ranges from stealing fruits form our tuition teacher's meighbour's house to publicly humiliating each other in buses to gifting farts as birthday gifts..;)..to going out with random people cause the other demands to...:)...

 But the bestest part of out friendship is that how much ever we bitch about each othert to the very next person we see....if someone tells tall tales about one of us...well..then the cards on the table change....We're like this unbeatable force that take down an army S*****I's!!!!!!:p....What I guess our friendship is most famous for is the innumerable number of treats we've given for the stupidest of reasons ranging from passing in all subjects to my ever so famous "chumma oru rasathinu" parties....:).. I'm pretty sure we've spent at least 10 k each on treats over the last 5 years...

And well..she has finally left to Bangalore today...I thought I could handle it ....but i guess I can't ...I'm really gonna miss her north Indian accent..her horrible taste in music...:p...and also in guys...;)..will miss all those sleepovers where we never slept......and all the crazy times we've had...But I have this feeling ...a pretty strong one....that this is not it!!!I can see another 30 to 40 years validity in our friendship...And I guess I can hold on to that hope...Well..I'll miss you a lot Seba...kudos to those five years and for the years to come...Miss you much...Muah!!!!!!

When Boredom finally strikes.........

Yes...Its finally here.....I can't believe it has arrived..so soon..when I'm still so young...Yes..Boredom...has come...and well...he's taken over me and now...I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!! I never thought this day would come but sadly it has....:(...with all my friends in college and me stuck at home...i should have seen this coming...Dang!!!!

I tried taking the most obvious precautions....kept myself occupied...went for driving classes....learnt a drafting software..(I know...its totally NOT cool...but i was ready to do anything to avoid his arrival...:( ...)... shopping.....(and boy am i sick of it...)...fiddled with my i Touch...went for stitching ...(i guess i was really desperate...)..hung out with friends...(who are all currently in college...sigh!!)..and ..well..i cant believe i stooped soo low..but...I..was.....KINDTOMYBROTHER!!!!there i said it!!....But...it had to end one day..all of it!!!and well..this is "the" day....sniff sniff....:(....

Anywho..This blog is in protest....to start a new revolution....which would lead to a beginning of a  new era..a time when where no one would ever have a zero hour with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...a time where no one would ever fall victim in His hands...ever again....and so...Here I am... calling all of you..all around the world...to join my army...."the Boredom Fighters"...to help rehabilitate the whole of humanity that has fallen prey in the clutches of  "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...And as the President of the"Anti-Boredom" campaign...I will set the first example....I will not get on FB for the next 3 days..as a sign of protest....as this is the social-networking site where He finds a large proportion of his potential victims.......So...who's with me??????????????


P.S. while your at it...name me some things I can do ?Cause I'm super bored...seriously??who would write a blog about boredom????:P

The Awesomest People in the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...they're not exactly awesome..(except..maybe me...)but after all.. they're my best friends..and we're not the happiest lot of people..but i guess we're handling life pretty well......u can't exactly catergorize us into any particular group..u know...we aint the "cool" ones...neither the jocks...nor the super geeks...we're jus people form different strands of life who've teamed up to tackle our miserable lifes together....before i start describing all of them..(more on the lines of publicly humilating them..)i'll start off on how our friendship is...there is nothing much to say...but the most prominent factor that stands out conspicuosly is that ...well..i don't know how to make it any cleaner than this but...We clearly bitch about each other to the very next person to meet...obviously...u can't deny it.. can u??? just because I brought it out on paper ..doesnt mean its not the truth is it???but the best part of our friendship is..despite all our flaws and all the shit we've put each other through..we're there for each other at the end of the day..no matter what....

hmm..so whose life should i make miserable first???..well..i guess i'll go in alphabetical order...



So..there is Abhijith.....tall...handsome..(only he thinks of him that way..)..and a really fun person altogether..even though my attempts of trying to teach him English had miserably failed...but in the end of the day i'm sure he can stand on his own two feet flaunting a few English words here and there....:)...most of all ..he's the one who'll always be there when we really need someone for support...






Anupa!!!!!!need i say anything about her??????who doesn't know her for her brilliant acting as Emilia in Othello...and her disproportionate figure...man have I tried to turn her into a woman or at least close to a human being...and i guess my attempts are working...Well..more importantly... everything bad in the world keeps happening to her...(don't even think about..i haven't done any voodoo shit on her..).I mean..who the hell gets almost suspended for bringing a "chessboard"..and yes you heard me right..a chessboard to school???well..my explanation for all the shit that's been happening to her is that she was a warlock who used to kill a lot of frogs.. in her previous life..and so..i guess she pays the price now ....





Then there is Archana..although she has left our group..I'm sure she'll always be there in our hearts...(She's not dead.. touch-wood...She's just couldn't stand Kerala and moved off to Calcutta..)well...she's the most sweetest thing I've ever met in my life and I'm pretty sure that there ain't one person in school who hates her....well except for me..once...for a short period of time..maybe a few years..(just read my blog about her and u'll get the picture..)






Then comes Kuruvilla....need i humiliate him more than what i did in my last blog.??.but i must say..he's a good guy and an awesome friend...he possesses a special skill of somehow knowing the presence of a haute girl even if she's a mile away!!!!He had come all the way from Delhi..(having his fair share of girls there..)in search of new specimens but was sadly disappointed cuz the girls of kerala.....unlike the dumb ones in Delhi...cud kick his ass big time!!!so..i guess he's getting used to the idea of settling down to the status "single"...:)....





Then there's Megha...she's not what u wud call dumb..more along the lines of .."doesn't realize her presence on earth"....or what we malayalis can say as a lack of "bodham"...but she's one heck of a girl....totally fun!!!!sooo into the colour purple..(one of the reasons why i love her!!!!)..and doesn't exactly take no for an answer....she's more like a kid..really attracted by colors...one of the reasons why she turned down the iPhone and got herself the Samsung Corby..:)..




Next comes Nikhil....well...we started off on the wrong track with him having a huge crush on me...but the minute he understood the "real,self obsessed, obnoxious" me...well..he decided he thought wrong..so..everything was back on track...He's a real sweet guy...who loves soap operas as much as every girl next door.....whose had his fair share in video games,gadgets and what not..He's not really a talker and believe me we hardly detect his presence....i guess..its cause he likes to keep to himself....but besides that..he's one great guy who we can proudly call "friend"....






Next on the list is none other than Seba..the fashionista of our group...whose had a fair share in every type of clothing...(double quoting "every"...)..she has big plans for herself.....become someone like Manish Malhotra..and hold a brand under her name like Gucci..or Prada.....I guess she also has plans of pursuing a modelling career but sadly can't cause of her height..but i say...don't lose hope..Anupa will definitely have a solution for it the minute she's graduated out of MIT.....:)..... and moreover ..shes a fabulous dancer...in a nutshell..she's just multi talented...(except for the part where she doesn't get a word of math, physics or any of the "studies" related crap..but who needs it anyways..especially when your gonna be a world renown fashion designer???)..





Then there is chota Vishnu....stressing on the "chota" part cause he's really really short...no offence...but man is he one heck of a genius....he's what we can call the "bhujji" of our group...and he really works his ass off to retain that name....he's what you'd call an ideal friend....caring loving..always being there for you...and presumably the only one that doesn't bitch about the rest of us.....






well..last but still the most awesomest...."ME"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!As i have already mentioned..i'm a little self obsessed,,(okay..a LOT!!!) ...really obnoxious...more like the average teenage drama queen....i love makeup...and shopping ...and i guess almost everything in the world...it wouldnt be fair to the world if i called myself sweet...or caring ...or loving..cause i guess i'm not...but i'm still awesome!!!so i guess i can settle for that...:P....





so...this is our gang...we've all got our flaws....but the awesome bit of our realtionship is that we look past our differences..and keep doing what we do best.."being there for one another..."..

anyways...the results will be out in a few days..and then we'll go our separate ways..and i can't assure we'll all keep contact..but knowing we touched each others hearts for a brief period of time..I think.. itself is a big deal....

So..good luck guys...miss u much.....

My new "not that gay" best friend......

First of all...no offence Prasanth...your still my bestest "originally' gay friend...but i guess i found someone else as well...:)

well....to a lot of people he's known as John but to the totally cool people (me!!!duh!!!!), he's awesomely known as "Kuruvilla"....Well we've known each other for almost 2 years now.. and the thing that's so unique about him is that his thoughts mainly revolve around "underwear" and hence me declaring him "partially gay".....

from as long as i can remember...we been down each others throats for stupid stuff like "who's more girly ???" to more life threatening issues like "underwear".....lol....and ooo...hes an awesome pole dancer..(he claims to be so ..anyways...)and thats one those talents i am pretty sure he would jot down in his curriculum vitae....

now to the less embarrassing and way more sappier stuff.....well...he's one one the people i would call awesome!!(and i don't do that often....)..the twinkle in his barely open eyes reminds me of the stars in the sky..his triangular face, pale as the winter's moon...u know what?????i don't think i can do this.....i'm hyperventilating......in a nut shell...he's my bestest...awesomest...insufficiently gay...bff.....

P.S. kuruvilla ..u do realize this is a blog cum autograph that i've written..so..stop buggin me...lol...

The Pain in My Ass....

Meet Stevan...My younger brother..renown for his lame jokes and for being a pain in the ass...Even though he's 2 years younger than me, we're treated with equal respect in the family (translation:2 totally out of control teenagers goin thru puberty and whose "feelings" adults jus don't get..)And with no surprise...we fight like crazy..It was like WWF before and rite now that doesn't seem like solution (for me anyways..) to resolve our problems, so we've stuck to verbal actions includin the old rookie method of blackmail...

And abt carin' and lookin' out  for each other like normal brothers and sisters..well....PSSHH!!!!!Not even over our dead bodies is that ever gonna happen....these sort of things jus don't happen btwn ppl who even  divide the last skittle to the very last nanogram....But i gotta admit...Im aalways the one who picks the fight....I don't mean to do it intentionally (maybe a lil'...but that's not the point...is it????)...it's jus that my inherited skill of controlling any human who is smaller than me take over and before i know he's down on the floor begging for mercy...well..now these are just memoirs of an out of control ,drama queen ....:-(...

Now i just live a very sadistic life...why???cause my brother's over 6 feet tall and I'm like this puny little leech that just wont get off his back....why God???why??did u have to change my puny gay brother into a much larger gay brother??????well...now the only way to get back in the game is by learning some sort of mind controlling sutra...and well...after that...i'll be back to being the most evilest sister ever !!!!!!muhahahahahaha......

P.S. I'm not sure my evil plan of taking over the world oops...only my brother....will take place cause i'm off to college...but beware stevan...i do have an undercover spy...just wait...muhahahaha....