My Mom's New Boyfriend,,,,

well.....one day..one of my aunts come up to me and she's like,"You know wat????Word's been around that your moms havin an affair with some young man.."well.....so..i guess a lot of my people havent seen my dad around with a wig....i know..i know...i shudve named the blog "My dad's new wig" or "Dhathri oil actually works!!!!!"...but this was more eye catchin!!!anywyas...my dad got his new wig like abt 4 to 5 months back...he felt like he was doin nothin with his life...so he decided he could look young...and he didnt do a bad job either...at first he really looked bad...but then as time passed by...we got used to the feelin...well..now its come to a point where my dad wud rather be seen naked than be seen without the wig....that "thing" is on him day and nite!!!!i do miss the old him...but the new look on him is not bad at all!!!at ur first look..u'll be like "there's sumthin new on him...", but u'll never figure it out....now that the baldness is out of the way frm his mission to youth....now the only things left are a lot of plastic surgery here and there and a very enervating workout to get back in shape...so..i guess by the time he's 60..he'll get that perfect "john abraham" look.....

and i would like all u ppl to know that ive written this blog after constant bugging by my dad(wich in one way earned me abt 100 bucks....but u get the point...) day n nite for abt two weeks....so..this blog is dedicated to him and to his "wig" for always being there for me...

love u dad...loads.....

My Experiments With Anupa.....

hmm...after weeks of continuous pestering frm my english teacher and some of my friends to take sum action against anupa...oops...i mean on anupa(who by the way is my bff) to turn her into a dignified lady....i finally decided i wud make my first move by observing her...well...it didnt turn out to be fruitful at all...but it did amuse all of us...

AIM:-
To transform Anupa into a dignified lady.

OBSERVATIONS:-

Day 1:

2:43 pm:Slight mouth movements similar to a cow chewing cud.Then a mighty muhahaahahha...

2:44 pm:After a few more noises and cud chewing...oops...she's punished by the the teacher.Therefore, she's standing. Wondering why everyone's staring at her.

Conclusion: The specimen seems to get utterly disturbed every 10 seconds...and reactions seem to be very vigorous.And also she loves chewing grass.

2:53 pm: Oddly quiet.well....wait for it....hah!!!there comes another muhahahha....

2:57pm: Well the specimen is smiling at me.and she's calling me over to come over to the back bench. I am getting scared.

3:00 pm: English teacher enters classroom. Entire classroon busy discussing abt how to use the P.E (potential energy) that the specimen possess for the good of mankind.

3:10 pm: Specimen seems to be very still...hmm...Thats weird.Well..that didnt last long..the specimen had come up front to my place and arghh!!!!!..the scratching..... the pain...the agony....it is attacking me....i guess it has figured out abt my little experiment..well..to my relief..she got distracted..good thing she's got a short attention span...At the moment, she's quarelling with the boys.....This reminds me of the rampaging of dinosaurs in Jurrasic Park.

Conclusion:Sitting still for at least 2 mins is against every nerve in her body.

3:20 pm:The specimen's battery seems to be very low...i guess it's shutting down...no movements can be observed..Word's around that it has been tranquilized..Kuruvilla's beside me mathematically trying to prove that the specimen needs to meet up with a psychiatrist....OMG!!!!!!LHS=RHS!!! He's finally proved it..Now someone just has to volunteer to take her over to the psychiatrist....

Conclusion: In order to turn the specimen into a lady...firstly it has to be mentally be turned into a homo sapien...

RESULT:

The experiment is a failure as no one is ready to do the procedure....

My Gay Friend....

i know..this sounds awkward....gay dudes in kerala....in kottayam...and that too..in high scool...well..he's not actually gay.....he jus acts funny...and he's also my bffe(best friend forever and ever.....)...he was the one who introduced me to the world of disney...u know...selena gomez...miley cyrus...blah blah....and i was the one who introduced him to the world of cars..and things more guyish...well...we've been in the same school for like abt 4 years...but we've been close friends over the last year ....after the tenth board exams...wen we both had practically nothin to do...so..we spent our entire holidays....makin fun of each other...and teachin each other stuff we were supposed to know abt the same sex....lol..and after school started...well..prasanth changed a lot....A LOT!!!i mean....he was more outgoing.....girls started noticin him...and all....becuz of me....i guess i taught him how to act more straight than gay.......i know he'll be hatin me for wat iv'e been writin abt him,...but i do know....he'll be thankin me deep down....at the bottom of his heart thats filled with "ideas on how to get selena gomez to notice him", he'll be secretly thankin me... thankin me hard for turnin him into a guy...and also turnin him from a loser to a chic magnet...well...i've also got a lot to thank him for....for preventing me from further experimentation on my bro on wich i had high hopes to finally prove he's a girl ( i know...i have a huge obsession to prove that guys also have a feminine side..),thank him....for rockin my holidays....and also for being my best friend....

P.S. I completely forgot...his name is Prasanth...(hah!!!u thought...i wud forget that?????)